Life of a Chinkie

8:07AM - Memoirs of a Yellow Man

The First week:

Dear Diary,

Singapore is hot. Very hot. like volcano sex hot.
Humid is unbearable. House im staying at is very nice.
3 story mansion with a personal bathroom to every room pretty much.
Did i mention its hot. Killer AC though <3.
Today is singapore's shopping day. no sales tax this one day of the year.
On top of the already cheap stuff here!

Going shopping now.
With love,
Cutie Patootie Brian Ko.

PS now's a good time to flatter me in hopes of getting nice stuff.

DAY 2.
Woke up. did nothing. SHOPPING DAY TODAY.
7 hours of walking around. Man i must say, DAMN ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL GIRLSSS.

yeah. attractive girls everywhere. and ugly ones too but brian doesnt look at them ew. JUST KIDDING.
bought nothing. nothing is worth buying where we went. or everything was too expensive. Must have spent 4 hours in the likes of coach, burberry, LV, and weird rich stores. ew rich people.

anyways, ate hella food. hella food. Ate bbq stingray. who does that?!
Dude my aunt offered to buy me bapes.
WOW. GG.

day3-4:
day 3 was a total flop. Woke up and went to mantosa or mentasa or whatever. it was my birthday. we ate a nice ass hotel buffet. almost puked cuz i ate too much. then we walked around the beach, and it was the boringest shit ever. we did get to luge though which is like sledding with wheels. down a giant slope. Im fuckin fast and furious. hug me. then we got home and ate some delish indian take out. and i must say. it was delish.

day 4. went to the American club. i have no idea why. but there was a girl, and she was majorly beautiful. i wanted to marry her. but she left far earlier than we did. i ordered the most disgusting thign ever. great. sat in the library for like
forever. wow wtf 1000 characater limit? im doing better than you on this than your apush paper you had to write. im hot shit dude sweet. anyways afterwards we went bowling and i sucked it up as usual. 82. 100. jesus christ i bowl like a 5th grader. with polio. and herpes apaprently. then we went to all these pretty places and ate at this fatty seafood restaurant. it was nice. like VERY NICe. we saw all these pretty places but i just wanted to go home and sleep. end of story.

TOTALLY FORGOT: i went clubbing for the first time. and it was terrible. no one attractive was there. i left like 10 mins later. the music sucked. it was like Little India in there. then i went to the thing next door. get this they have a HOOTERS in singapore. and its not even a HooTERS. its a HOOTERS. my fave ♥

Day 5:
Went to American club. again. went on the MRT this time, thats monorail transportation. hella crowded. witnessed the cutest father to son moment ever. wanted to cry like a little girl. but i didnt. NICE.

Nice buffet at american club. like Nice dude. super hot girl wasn't there today though. that pretty much broke my heart.
Played some basketball afterwards. i pretty much melted in the heat. terrible.
went shopping at their mall. and its like their ACTUAL mall, not a buncha danky stores. stuff is HELAL expnesive here. except this one shop where i bought a track jacket from. it was like $14. and its actually kinda nice. but i kinda regret it cuz i dont wear track jackets. no you can't have it so don't bother asking. note to self, talk to kegan about road trip. anyways then i went to SAUDI ARABIA v UAE and N. KOREA v Singapore soccer games.

WOW THEY SUCK AT SOCCER. They should come and recruit me. in 2 years i can be in their starting lineup. jesus they're terrible xD. like terrible. like i don't believe thats their real national team. terrible. it was fun watching though. pitiful crowd turnout. like 450 people, for 2 national games. and soccer is BIG in singapore. like bigger than my di-...anyways. we got a taxi home and this anal indian guy drove us. he drove fuckiin fast. and he was crazy weaving. all in all it was pretty good.
got some food at the ghetto market. yumyum.

day 6:
Most boring day ever. Went to Malaysia. hella ghetto. its like singapore, except trashy. and not nice. gg malaysia. took a 4 hour tour. bought this hella cool thing for someone. its hella cool, i kinda wanna keep it. but he needs it more so ok. got back and went to a sushi restaruant. and jesus christ the waitress looked like your sister. like perfect replica of your sister. in like a japanese thing. i was half expecting her to yell GO UCLA while pouring my tea. creepy.

\anyways we went to a buddhist temple and that blew. then we went to little india. I'mma be upfront, i hate that place. its just 10 blocks of curry, jewlery, and curry. god i hate little india. i like curry though.
went home and played basketball. the end. utterly borin day.
im watching the office now. its kinda funny the 2nd time around.
At least tomorrow should be better.we're buying fake shoes

10:06AM - I wanna be a better girl than maggie

1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) had sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs

TOTAL: 6

11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die

TOTAL: 3

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eatin a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in an accident
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar

TOTAL: 2

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own 50 cent cd

TOTAL: 1

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been to drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room

TOTAL: 1

51) snuck into some one else's room
52) had a crush on your best friend's significant other
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush

TOTAL: 5

61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age

TOTAL: 3

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed

TOTAL: 3

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test

TOTAL: 8 xD

91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 8 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt

TOTAL: 6

Grand Total: 38.

HA! IM A FAR BETTER..GUY THAN MAGGIE 0:D

2:45PM - boo!

hola! its jonathan. I have a condom. its not for you. Bye.

footy hc in a few. yay

11:40PM - 4 days left of june

Quick Summer Recap xD:

6/3: End of school->book "gathering"->chinese resturant->lynbrook
6/8: visit msj
6/11-12: Last Day of Chink school->"ur dog is a pig" movie-> ate at sizzler's?->sleepover lmao. ew.->last tzu chi->mall
6/18-19: relay for life->sleepover->felt like shit
6/24:fremont visit->wisdom people->sweet tomatoe
6/25: Bday party

8/23 days well spent
10/23 spent at work
5/23 wasted.

5 trips to great mall
2 trips to gilroy outlet
0 trips to valley fair/great america

35% of my days are worthwhile.
i didnt do much this month xD

met hella new people on brighter side

12:40PM - stolen from various people

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song/movie remind me of you.
03. If I were to apply an o'clock to you, it would be...
04. I will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
06. I will tell you what animal you remind me of.
07. I'll then tell you something that I've always wondered about you.
08. Put this in your journal


ITS MY BDAY MOFCKAAAAA

WOO WOOO

3:26PM

Miami over Wash in 4
Seattle over SA in 7
Phoenix over Dallas in 6
Detroit over Indiana in 5

10:47PM - Haiku.

Light, once sought as mine
twisted into shadows now
What is truly mine?

haikus are so fun to write.


think about it, only evan probaly understands it

12:07AM - 2.18.05-5.1.05

so it ends like this.



but i will never forget the times we had together at tzu chi, or my house, or other places. Connie, you will always be my friend and ill always love you for that. Im sorry i was such a shitty bf and maybe, and hopefully your next bf will be alot better. i have no regrets of these 71 days i've spent with you, and only wished again that it would have ran smoother. As a friend i will always love you and be here for you. Thanks for the great times and hard times we had, for ive learned greatly from them.



Thanks Again.
Brian Ko.

2.18.05/5.1.05

10:53PM - I LOVE BOOGERS ENTRY PRACTICE

( NEW - APPLICATION )

10:17PM - Mission Hellza Not Possible

hahah evan xD. hecka pwnzors, so we wanted to get into a locker and we werent supposed to go in. and labo was like guarding the front side, so using much spy+cs skills evan rushed through the bushes, under the tree, took cover against door, and snuck past labo hahahah. but then he got scared to open locker and he didnt get our messages to take the other door, and when he finally gets it he leaps over the railing like he's some tough guy from sin city and gets caught! hahahah xD poor evan =P, but u gotta see it to see the humor. me and justan had a good lunch. so hm. O I BIKED HECKA today, hella good status. visited liek 5 plazas today but didnt do shietttt. game against palo alto saturday yayeahhh.




-NVM-

WHo's going to Lynbrook fling or ND Mixer? :D

7:11PM - Today was a good day+rant on maturity

Today was pretty much kick ass. of course nothing exciting happened but yea im in a pretty good mood. I woke up today all tired and shit but today was pretty good :D. lets see. i got to school at 7:40 and chilled with evan+jeff till 8:30. went to world history and we watched a video and i almost fell asleep but stayed awake. SCORE! im hecka good today =D. and then mr bridger took my lost bibliography :DDDD SCORE!!! yay. 8th period was pretty cool, i just chilled with jeff, roger, kp, alvin, and tiffany. lunch was good. i <3 jeff. he got me food! haahhahah english was so fuggin boring. i wrote a letter to connie instead of doing my poem hahaha. then bio was alright, i fell alseep after the worms lab. our worms could break dance. what a gangsturr. Then i got home and watched family guy dvd season 1!! thanks JEFF =DDDD. and then went to soccer practice which kicked ass. still can't believe jose blocked my pk shot though - -. it was nice to play soccer again. maybe i wont quit after all. Many of you (like kegan), really odnt understand the reason for my wanting to quit. sure it IS mainly to make more money, but its not so much of debate of love of soccer vs money. its more of a reality check. I've wanted to play Varsity soccer since like 4th grade, and i know that aint happening cuz im not that devoted or as good. and personally its really hard for someone like me because mitty's style of players are size over skill as i've seen in their games. not saying big players make it, but that they like to play physically agressive big kids, which just aint my style. With my goal out, playing soccer is purely recreational. And i dont wanna burden my parents for something purely recreational so i rather work.


So in the shower i was thinking about what alvin, david, coach, and alot of people said about maturity. After much thinking I think there's really 2 types of maturity. btw this isnt supposed to rock neone or take a hit at anyone this is just my thoughts. first is "acting" mature. the process of acting is probaly what most of us lack, with our hyper and energy filled lives. Personally i find nothing wrong with acting immature, as long as it doesnt hurt anyone. Acting stupid is funny, and sure it makes one look dumb but hey, when im with my friends there's no need to make others think im some kind of mature guy. I am, who i am. they dont like that then o well. thats why friends pwnzor :D. Not sayin we should all act immature as some of us havta impress other people's or girl's parents =P.

Then i think there's the "thinking" maturity. or rather how one approaches something. This i believe is more important. And the most mature person i know is Evan Leong. You may think im like stupid or something, and that its a joke but im dead serious. Sure he acts weird and immature, but the way he does what he does and the decisions he makes are typically more mature then u think. you may still doubt my decision but you can't judge. you have not seen what i have seen about evan. His judgement and what he does is unbelieveably mature. laugh now, but sometimes i wish i had that kinda maturity to face my problems.


I think i should work on maturity somehow.
have fun at school tomorrow suckers :D

8:14PM - illinois vs UNC!

Your dating personality profile: Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active. Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance. Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.

Your date match profile: Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living. Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need. Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.

Your Top Ten Traits 1. Athletic 2. Stylish 3. Outgoing 4. Adventurous 5. Wealthy/Ambitious 6. Funny 7. Intellectual 8. Liberal 9. Traditional 10. Sensual

Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Practical 2. Conservative 3. Athletic 4. Adventurous 5. Intellectual 6. Outgoing 7. Sensual 8. Funny 9. Traditional 10. Stylish

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions


Spring break blew
not that i should complain cuz i got paid for it hahahahha

hm.watching the NCAA game right now

1:26PM

Friday:
Ms' House
(Fremont)
ALl fremont people go cuz i dont wanna visit u

MS leave a message for the info

Kegan+Jeff get to my house at 10:30

still in utah

bb on thursday

11:08PM - Wow

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?
Actually, who are you NOT to be?
You are a child of God.

Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightening about shrinking,
So that other people won't feel unsure around you.
We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.
It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone.
As we let our own Light shine, we unconsciously give
Other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our own fear,
Our presence automatically liberates others.


--Nelson Mandela, 1994 at his inaguration
originally attributed to Marianne Williamson

7:33PM - WEEEEEEEEEEEE

xWh0sexDaxBallAx: i was about to sock my friends in da face
xWh0sexDaxBallAx: cause he was wearing those shoes to play ball
x chinkie boi x: !
x chinkie boi x: WHY WOULD HE KILL THOSE SHOES
xWh0sexDaxBallAx: he said
xWh0sexDaxBallAx: ITS COMFORTABLE
xWh0sexDaxBallAx: i was like
xWh0sexDaxBallAx: GO SUCK MY DICK
x chinkie boi x: LOL

^we were talking about the $300 Jordans LOL

Connie told me LOOOOOOOOONGGg time ago, to update so here we go

Movies (last week xD):

Spent whole day trippin cuz Connie didnt pick up her phone and i wasnt sure if it was at 2 and where to meet her xD

sweet.

anyways thank god but i met her at 2, in front of the theatres
on reflection i should have updated alot earlier but i remembenr watching Hitch which was great, hanging out in love sac...doggy style hahahahah <3 =P, ice cream, and chillin at American Eagle :D
i had a great time


Sadies:
ONE WORD: HOT

:DDD

wel i had fun xD <3
and for the sake of saving time ill update about it later

10:33PM - 2.18.05

:)






2.18.05
<3 Connie

6:56PM - welcome to msj where the fobby kids roll

imma be at msj tomorrow

neone wanna chill wid me after school? =D

10:21PM - Happy Vday

wsupp all. i think my font is pretty damn ugly but what can you do?
change it mofcka thats what =DDDD

Dayum im so hyper. my original post already got erased but w/e. recently cousin came over from taiwan wid dem rackets (yayeah)
and i would just like to say
DAYUM CHINKIE.
i mean it was chinkie new years and all and i was feelin that but DAYUM ive never gotten this much dough.
makes me happy hahaha


lets see..school has been same ole, same ole. my grades are droppin like crazy though. not really but darn.
aint too pleased.


People think that just because I type in incomplete thoughts, that I am: 1) retarded 2) illiterate.
Honestly, I just cant think straight when i type in this so get over it.

anyways, saturday was pretty sick. Chink school was fun and all, and sorry to Cassie and Bunny for missing the tripp to the mall. i didnt have a ride xD my bad, maybe next time xD.

sunday was hella sick. i met my special somebody =D. then i went to the mall and met up wid er Evan, Allie, MS, KK, Rob, Kegan, and Jessica? i walked in a god damn circle before i got to them shiett. the mall was pretty damn fun except for the "encounter" which i will tell u if u ask. haha reno xD WHATCHU WANT..O SHIT THEIR DAD IS LOOKING AT US. hahahahhahahahh xD

im just telling you eating at Cheesecake factory is crazy expensive
for....
1 coke
1 lemonade
1 glass of milk
1 cajun pot pie
1 shrimp scampy
1 burrito thing
3 slices of orgasmic cheesecake

our bill came out as....

$106

jesus.

me and evan pwnzors at this badmiton thing LOL. BITCH WHAT WHATCHU WANT getcho HOMEBOI AND We'll RUN 2's WHA WHAAAAAT :D
hahahahah god its so fun

HAPPY VALENTINES CONNIE :D

[edit]
im hella feelin that Akon song "mr. lonely"
=D cept like whoever was at the mall already knows

10:08PM - Lean Back Chinkies

haha haven't updated in a bit. Anyways today was pretty cool especially the South African speaker who came in.

Me and evan were like YAY KAFFIR BOY! turns out it wasnt him xD, still cool.
You gotta love that South African accent.

1st. Fajardoooo was sick. not really it was boring as hell i was in agony from my head.

4th. SPANISH, im on fire in that class. shoot =D.

3rd. Did nothing at all xD. chilled wid watje, drew, and tahts about it today? oO. o and justan!
Evan and i ate in the foyer and talked to ray.

2nd. PAIN, my head hurt so bad.

But im very manly so i didnt bitch =D


got home and fell alseep. only to be awaken by allie and her cell phone haha, but its cool


despite the shitty feeling i had today
somebody made my day =D

7:38PM - Amazing what handwriting can do

For a graphologist, the spacing on the page reflects the writer's attitude toward their own world and relationship to things in his or her own space.If the inputted data was correct Brian has left some white space on the left side of the paper. Brian fills up the rest of the page in a normal fashion moving the entire writing rightward as he moves down the page. If this is true, then Brian has?a healthy relationship to the past and is ready to move on. The right side of the page represents the future and Brian is ready and willing to get started living now and planning for the future.?Brian is leaving the past behind and moving on to what he perceives as an exciting and enticing future.


Brian is selective when picking friends. He does not trust everyone. He has a select group of people that are truly close to him, usually two or three. He is careful when choosing his inner circle of friends.



Brian has a temper. He uses this as a defense mechanism when he doesn't understand how to handle a situation. Temper is a hostile trait used to protect the ego. Temper can be a negative personality trait in the eyes of those around him.



Brian is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth.This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. He needs to visualize the end of a project before he starts. he finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said he plans everything he is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Brian basically feels good about himself. He has a positive self-esteem which contributes to his success. He feels he has the ability to achieve anything he sets his mind to. However, he sets his goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach".He has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, he will not take great risks, as they relate to his goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, his self-perception is better than average. well 95% of it haha


Brian is a cumulative and procedural thinker. He likes to have all the facts before making a decision. He thinks or creates much like a brick mason, stacking fact upon fact. His thought pattern or the conclusion will not be complete until the last fact is in place. Like that brick wall, Brian learns faster through visual demonstration than through quick verbal instructions. Once he has learned new material, and understood it, he won't forget. Brian is a methodical thinker, therefore he is able to build things and come up with new ideas. In an argument, he often loses to rapid thinking people because he is thinking thirty minutes later about what he should have said. These people often are very booksmart, but can be out-gunned in a rapid fire verbal debate. He may learn new ideas at a slower pace than other "less detailed" people, but once he gets it, he can handle repetition. Some people hate jobs with too much repetition, he can handle it better than most. sadly xD



Brian is secretive. He has secrets which he does not wish to share with others. He intentionally conceals things about himself. He has a private side that he intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in his past.


Brian is sensitive to criticism about his ideas and philosophies. He will sometimes worry what people will think if he tells them what he believes in. This doesn't mean he won't talk, or that he feels ashamed. It merely means he is sensitive to what others think, regarding his beliefs.


Brian is moderately outgoing. His emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, he can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. He has the ability to put himself into the other person's shoes. Brian will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes he will be happy, the next day he might be sad. He has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because he is in between. Psychology calls Brian an ambivert. He understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, he will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." He doesn't sway too far one way or the other. When convincing him to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to him. He puts himself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet he will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Brian is an expressive person. He outwardly shows his emotions. He may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story. Brian is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. He weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when he finally has to. He basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.


People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially.According to the data input, Brian doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

on reflection i shoulda bolded the whole thing